Aunt 1: "My son is so good he can't even tell the difference between wine and vodka." Aunt 2: "If he gets that drunk, who can tell the difference!" refer from here
Pappu: I was feeling so sleepy this morning that I tossed a coin to decide whether I should attend class or go back to bed. Teeloo: So, what did you finally do? Pappu: I had to toss it ten times before I could finally go back to bed.
Why do we discuss the pros and cons of a Love Marriage versus an Arranged Marriage? It's like questioning whether it's better to be murdered or to commit suicide?
Teeloo: What happened to your engagement with Pinky? Pappu: It got broken off. Teeloo: You should have told her about your rich uncle. Pappu: I did. Now she's my aunt.