Showing posts with label Joke of the Day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Joke of the Day. Show all posts

Friday, January 28, 2011

Joke of the day

Aunt 1:  "My son is so good he can't even tell the difference between wine and vodka."
Aunt 2:  "If he gets that drunk, who can tell the difference!"

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Monday, January 24, 2011

joke

Pappu:  "I'll never marry in my life and I'll give the same advice to my children too."

Joke of the day

Pappu:  I was feeling so sleepy this morning that I tossed a coin to decide whether I should attend class or go back to bed.
Teeloo:  So, what did you finally do?
Pappu:  I had to toss it ten times before I could finally go back to bed.

joke

Why do we discuss the pros and cons of a Love Marriage versus an Arranged Marriage?
It's like questioning whether it's better to be murdered or to commit suicide?

joke of the day

Teeloo:  What happened to your engagement with Pinky?
Pappu:  It got broken off.
Teeloo:  You should have told her about your rich uncle. 
Pappu:  I did.  Now she's my aunt.